The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.
i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok
the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen
my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
- Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
- [Class titters]
- Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
- [Laughter increases]
- Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
- [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
Yes I support gay rights.
Yes I would care if you died.
No I’m not going to reblog that post.