(Source: 0liv3rtate)


barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

image

(Source: rachelslamminduncan)

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

(Source: omgxxxdoll)

hellacatholic:

my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.

(Source: scientifrick)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

tidalclaim:

chadleymacguff:

WAIT LOST

me

tidalclaim:

chadleymacguff:

WAIT LOST

me

(Source: officialsandycheeks)

vinebox:

what a time to be alive

vinebox:

what a time to be alive

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime)

vhs-or-beta:

springnymph:
Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

vhs-or-beta:

springnymph:

Amy Winehouse after hearing she has just won her first Grammy (2008)

(Source: venenoveneno)